Valentine's Day can be a real bitch for cheaters can't it? Damn right!

What other day of the year could possibly be more hazardous to a philanderer than this day especially set aside for sweethearts? You have both a spouse and a lover to please and believe me, at least one of them is expecting more than just a "token" of your appreciation!

If you have been married for awhile, you can probably get away with the standard card/chocolates/flowers with your spouse, but your lover? Ahh…it's going to take a little more than that to keep your "side dish" warm.

If you are busy playing on both sides of the fence…BE WARNED! The stakes are high. This is no time for careless slip ups.