According to this week’s OK Magazine, Tom Cruise and his wife, Suri’s Mom (ok, Katie Holmes) are expecting their second child. Take this for what it is worth. If our beloved tabloids were ever right, these two have been pregnant non-stop since Katie popped with Suri almost three years ago.

Via OK:

“They are deliriously happy that Suri will be a big sister. They’ve always planned on expanding their family. They’re over the moon.”

Naturally, the story goes on to explain that Tom and Katie are keeping the pregnancy under wraps until she hits the coveted end of the first trimester. Supposedly, only close family and friends have been told.

The magazine continues to add fuel to the pregnancy rumors by stating:

“Many observers have already noticed some signals, in particular when the Cruises appeared at the March 11 Tokyo premiere of Tom’s movie ‘Valkyrie’. Katie looked stunning in a Jason Wu dress and billowing hair extensions.”

So wearing a Jason Wu dress or hair extensions indicates that you’re pregnant? This will come as a great shock to Michelle Obama and RuPaul.